YOUR OUTRAGEOUS DATING SAGAS THAT YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH OTHERS.
A few of my memorable experiences with dating have been laid out very nicely for you in my book and there is no way in hell I am repeating them. One time was enough for…
SONGS THAT RELATE TO DATING.
I did tell you all that I went to school for Dance and Theater, and that I love to break out into songs and create my own raps. I am not sure how many songs…
THE BEST AND WORST DATING SITES AND APPS, AND YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH THEM.
I have tried POF, Zoosk, eharmony, Match and Bumble. Pathetic! At this point in my life, I will not be contributing anymore funds to the 8,000 dating apps and websites out there and adding to…
INITIAL THOUGHTS WHEN I SAY THE TWO WORDS “INTERNET DATING”.
What do you like and dislike about it the most? When I hear the two words “Internet Dating”, my thoughts become dark and dismal, but mostly I just get agitated and nauseous. I have plenty…
EMBARASSING VAGINA STORIES.
Well considering I only like Penis, I have no experience with other women’s vaginas and I never, ever plan to. To each his/her own though! When it comes to my own vagina creating embarrassing moments…
THE NAMES FOR THE WOMEN’S GENITALIA, AKA THE VAGINA.
Women what do you call it? Men what do you call it? I basically only call it “Vagina”. I did tell you in the book that I hate the word “pussy”. Nasty word! I have…
EMBARASSING PENIS STORIES.
As I mentioned in my book again in Chapter 2, one guy I dated a few times let me know that he had the “Irish Curse”. As I told you, I had no idea what…
THE NAMES FOR THE MALE GENITALIA, AKA THE PENIS.
Men what do you call your member? Women what do you call it? As you read in Chapter 2, men have been naming their penises for hundreds of years! I am not creative with my…
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED DATING?
I was 16 and it was a joke! I remember my first kiss and it was with a boy who was a year younger than me. The infamous kiss took place on a bench overlooking…
THE THREE MOODS YOU FEEL WHEN YOU THINK OF DATING.
“I have three moods: What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck this.” Thank you “JKC Publishers”. This quote that I adopted pretty much sums it all up for me. What are three moods,…
